Happy 68th Birthday, Alan Rickman! (21.02.1946)
It’s not just work, it’s your life. And it’s a human need to be told stories. The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more we need to tell stories to each other about who we are, why we are, where we come from, and what might be possible.
I wish I had someone to talk to about my take on children who won’t think I’m the world’s worst person for not liking kids.
I’ve not once in my life, ever felt the desire or wanting to have children. I seriously can’t sympathize or understand people who legitimately want to have kids or who are just so excited about children. I’ve never been around kids who weren’t screaming, crying, throwing temper tantrums, or just being generally obnoxious. I don’t understand how anyone would want to give up at least 18 years of their lives just to deal with that.
People tell me that having a kid means that you have someone who loves you unconditionally, but isn’t that what you have a husband for? And children aren’t required to love their parents in the first place.
I just don’t get it.
How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right
FROM MARIO’S PERSPECTIVE
COOLEST PICTURE EVER
we’re all getting arrested for this
I have to believe the President would die laughing at these.
I lost it at the Stormtrooper rifle.
I lost it at the American rocker.
COULD IT BE
DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU
I WILL SAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA, BELIEVE IT
mulan dont give a shit
mulan has run out of fucks to give
Mulan no curr
Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”
Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “
Mulan: “Who’s next?”
Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”
I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG
MULAN NO CURR
Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow
Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war
Mulan: I saved motherfucking China
Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple
DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!
If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.
I’m mostly reblogging this because WOW I can’t believe someone just straight-up posted Frozen on YouTube like it ain’t no thing. Damn.